{"slip": { "id": 97, "advice": "If you are ever in doubt about whether or not to wash your hair: Wash it."}}
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{"type":"standard","title":"Børge Ring","displaytitle":"Børge Ring","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q12304852","titles":{"canonical":"Børge_Ring","normalized":"Børge Ring","display":"Børge Ring"},"pageid":59517988,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/c/c9/B%C3%B6rge_Ring_%281988%29_%28cropped%29.jpg/330px-B%C3%B6rge_Ring_%281988%29_%28cropped%29.jpg","width":320,"height":427},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/c9/B%C3%B6rge_Ring_%281988%29_%28cropped%29.jpg","width":1536,"height":2048},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1268672270","tid":"b46ad94a-cfac-11ef-b2df-6e5ce0adc0d2","timestamp":"2025-01-10T23:43:34Z","description":"Danish animator","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/B%C3%B8rge_Ring","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/B%C3%B8rge_Ring?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/B%C3%B8rge_Ring?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:B%C3%B8rge_Ring"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/B%C3%B8rge_Ring","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/B%C3%B8rge_Ring","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/B%C3%B8rge_Ring?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:B%C3%B8rge_Ring"}},"extract":"Børge Ring was a Danish animated short film writer, director and animator. His 1978 short film Oh My Darling won the Best Short Film award at the 1978 Cannes Film Festival, and his 1984 short film Anna & Bella won the Best Animated Short Film award at that year's Academy Awards.","extract_html":"
Børge Ring was a Danish animated short film writer, director and animator. His 1978 short film Oh My Darling won the Best Short Film award at the 1978 Cannes Film Festival, and his 1984 short film Anna & Bella won the Best Animated Short Film award at that year's Academy Awards.
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