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Allison Rebecca Stokke Fowler is an American track and field athlete and fitness model. She broke a number of American records for high school pole vaulting. Images of her at age seventeen were widely shared on the Internet, resulting in her becoming an internet phenomenon.
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The L'Unione Philharmonic Society, based in Luqa, Malta, is one of the major bands in Malta. It is the first musical society in Luqa, founded in 1880.
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Doron Lancet is an Israeli human geneticist. He is the Ralph D. and Lois R. Silver Professor of Human Genomics and head of the Crown Human Genome Center at the Weizmann Institute of Science. He is known for researching the genetic basis of olfaction, for developing the human genetics database GeneCards, and for his work on Abiogenesis and the development of the