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JJ Brine was an American visual artist and gallerist. The artist went by the title \"The Crown Prince of Hell.\" He operated and curated the Vector Gallery in New York City, which drew attention and critical response for its avant-garde postmodern multimedia narratives on Abrahamic religions. The gallery attracted controversy as “The official art gallery of Satan” and purported to operate as a sovereign nation with its own time zone, theology, and community of adherents, Vectorians. Some refer to the gallery as a cult, and to Brine in turn as a cult leader. In an interview with V Magazine, Brine clarified that Vector is not a cult. \"We're really a group of close friends. We have the same religion, but we practice it differently. The practice of our religion is making art.\" Brine & the Vector Gallery were often likened to a Millennial Andy Warhol meets GG Allin.
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Warm Winds is an album by organist Charles Kynard and flautist Buddy Collette recorded in 1964 in California and released on the World Pacific label.
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