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Mar Gómez Glez is a Spanish playwright and novelist.
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Gonzalo Abad Grijalva was an Ecuadorian educator who served as Ecuador's Minister of Education and was a delegate of UNESCO.
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The Cerrón Grande Hydroelectric Dam spans the Lempa River 78 km (48 mi) north of San Salvador in the municipalities of Potonico, (Chalatenango) and Jutiapa (Cabañas) in El Salvador.
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