{"slip": { "id": 174, "advice": "Be a good lover."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 125, "advice": "Why wait until valentines day for a romantic gesture?"}}
{"slip": { "id": 111, "advice": "You're not as fat as you think you are."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 220, "advice": "Most things are not as bad as you think they are."}}
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