{"fact":"The smallest wildcat today is the Black-footed cat. The females are less than 20 inches (50 cm) long and can weigh as little as 2.5 lbs (1.2 kg).","length":145}
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{"fact":"Abraham Lincoln loved cats. He had four of them while he lived in the White House.","length":82}
{"fact":"Cats are now Britain's favourite pet: there are 7.7 million cats as opposed to 6.6 million dogs.","length":96}
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{"fact":"The most expensive cat was an Asian Leopard cat (ALC)-Domestic Shorthair (DSH) hybrid named Zeus. Zeus, who is 90% ALC and 10% DSH, has an asking price of \u00a3100,000 ($154,000).","length":175}
{"type":"standard","title":"Globus pallidus","displaytitle":"Globus pallidus","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q1759633","titles":{"canonical":"Globus_pallidus","normalized":"Globus pallidus","display":"Globus pallidus"},"pageid":487049,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/55/Globus_pallidus.svg/330px-Globus_pallidus.svg.png","width":320,"height":235},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/55/Globus_pallidus.svg/686px-Globus_pallidus.svg.png","width":686,"height":504},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1283771778","tid":"83c5a8dc-10a2-11f0-8e33-483fd25d3573","timestamp":"2025-04-03T15:44:23Z","description":"Structure of the basal ganglia of the brain","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Globus_pallidus","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Globus_pallidus?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Globus_pallidus?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Globus_pallidus"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Globus_pallidus","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Globus_pallidus","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Globus_pallidus?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Globus_pallidus"}},"extract":"The globus pallidus (GP), also known as paleostriatum or dorsal pallidum, is a major component of the subcortical basal ganglia in the brain. It consists of two adjacent segments, one external, known in rodents simply as the globus pallidus, and one internal. It is part of the telencephalon, but retains close functional ties with the subthalamus in the diencephalon – both of which are part of the extrapyramidal motor system.","extract_html":"
The globus pallidus (GP), also known as paleostriatum or dorsal pallidum, is a major component of the subcortical basal ganglia in the brain. It consists of two adjacent segments, one external, known in rodents simply as the globus pallidus, and one internal. It is part of the telencephalon, but retains close functional ties with the subthalamus in the diencephalon – both of which are part of the extrapyramidal motor system.
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{"fact":"The female cat reaches sexual maturity within 6 to 10 months; most veterinarians suggest spaying the female at 5 months, before her first heat period. The male cat usually reaches sexual maturity between 9 and 12 months.","length":220}