{"fact":"A cat's appetite is the barometer of its health. Any cat that does not eat or drink for more than two days should be taken to a vet.","length":132}
{"slip": { "id": 145, "advice": "Always the burrito."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 148, "advice": "Some people would be better off if they took their own advice."}}
{"slip": { "id": 222, "advice": "Respect other people's opinions, even when they differ from your own."}}
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Les Escaldes or Escaldes is an urban area in Escaldes-Engordany parish, Andorra. It is located near the nation's capital, Andorra la Vella.
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The Freeling Baronetcy, of the General Post Office in the City of London and Ford and Hutchings in the County of Sussex, was a title in the Baronetage of the United Kingdom. It was created on 11 March 1828 for Francis Freeling, Secretary of HM General Post Office. The title became extinct on the death of the ninth Baronet in 1941.
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