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{"fact":"Cats lose almost as much fluid in the saliva while grooming themselves as they do through urination.","length":100}

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{"fact":"People who are allergic to cats are actually allergic to cat saliva or to cat dander. If the resident cat is bathed regularly the allergic people tolerate it better.","length":165}

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{"fact":"When a cat chases its prey, it keeps its head level. Dogs and humans bob their heads up and down.","length":97}

{"slip": { "id": 147, "advice": "Don't take life too seriously."}}

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